This goes out to me and my partner’s best friend, Jason. A straight dude who on the day before the election made this his Facebook status update:
"The Wikipedia article ‘Heterosexuality’ states that ‘contemporary scientific research suggests that the majority of the human population is bisexual.’ It is only through societal pressure that we feel urged to stick to ‘morals, categories and labels.’ This suggests to me that we are all at least a tiny bit gay. In turn, that would make all of your ‘straight’ marriages also a tiny bit gay. If that’s the case, why don’t we just make it official?"